Patron

Patron - hum, Patron in a bottle looks harmless enough.  And for the most part is fun.  Don't rely on it for a good time because it will  leave you empty and sad.   For some reason Patron has the affect more then any other alcohol.    It can bring out the very worse in a person.   It will make you say things and do things even lie, for it lies to your face all the time.   The fun is fleeting and you will find yourself in bed with a stranger maybe promises of a future that does not exist.

So for sure - do not worry when Patron does not produce good results.   Patron is not your friend and will take advantage of you.  Oh - the bottle is all happy and cute, alluring even.   But as my husband can tell you - Patron at first is your very bestest friend in the whole wide world - however in the long run ... it is just ... Patron.   A bottle full of lies and the beauty is purely the bottle itself and not the insides.   Jake and I have to be very careful when Patron is around.   Too much is not a good thing, and leaves us with a huge bad taste the next day.  Actually my husband , like lots of men,  can turn into the devil and it can make good men go really bad.

So my advice to everyone who enjoys Patron - and who doesn't from time to time.  Do not get hooked and learn to use it as well - for the purpose it was designed to do.   Never trust that awesome feeling of power cause it is deceitful and the truth it might say to you one day - will be all so fleeting.    So learn to take from it what you can , and drink.   But learn to not answer when Patron starts calling.   Make sure you stay in control and not let it control you.

And never trust Patron.  Dance, but do not get close.